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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Grumpy Dwarf

It’s early.  It’s raining.  I never went to sleep.

I am grumpy.  So in honor of this foul mood I am sporting…a blog post about things that annoy the hell out of me *Cuz it’s my blog and I can do that.

When people say “Totes” instead of the full word, totally.  WTF? What f’ing Gossip Girl character started this?  Are we now so lazy as a society that we can’t be bothered with the whole word?  Are we now just going to shorten everything to one syllable?  Yup, we totes are…. 

People in line at Starbucks who ask questions about everything on the menu. Um….dude, it’s Starbucks…we go here because, no matter what, no matter where you are in the world…PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING IS ON THE MENU.  It’s still dark out, there is a line forming behind you and none of us have had our coffee yet!  In my head, all I can here is “Move bitch. Get out the way” In my best Luda voice.  GRRRRR 

People who do not say thank you.  YOU JUST SUCK. 

Most of the people that are currently left on American Idol.  Not sure why….but I just want most them to just go away.  Yes, you can sing.  But listening to you talk or watching you perform makes me want to claw my own eyes out. 

Ok….I think that is all for now.  And I feel better for getting that out of my system.  I can now go on about my day….I am even going to smile.  I totes am.  

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Can you draw a Tuuuuuuuurrrrdddle?

The boys had a day off from school a few weeks back, so after breakfast we hit up one of our favorite stores, Lippman's Party Co.  It is pretty much the most wonderful store in all the land.  ALL.THE.LAND!

We spent about two hours dressing up in costumes.  Trying on wigs.  And just being dorks (it's our family trait).  While we were doing all this, we started to come up with a comic book idea.  The subject matter of this comic book questionable.  And once again I am worried about my parenting skills.  Not only did I encourage the creation of this comic, I probably added to it WAY more then either of the boys.

The Adventures of Butt Man!!!

Pretty much he is a super hero....with some gastro intestinal issues (he can't help it...and everybody poops!).  He has a trusty side kick, The Paralyzing Plunger.  Due to Butt Man's tummy issues, this is a good side kick!

(here is the part that I added, and I am sure makes me a horrible mom)

They have pets!
A Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttttzu
A Tuuuuuurrrrdddddle

Of course every good super hero team has to battle some bad guys...

The Terrorizing Toilet (who lives in the Forrest of Farts)
The TP Bandit

It's a work in process...

*I am sure I should go make them read the Bible now or something to offset my my lack of good parenting.