Do you have any weird or quirky superstitions or believe in signs from the universe ? We all know the common ones about black cats and ladders and things like that, but do you have any that are pretty specific to just you?
I am, by nature, already kinda weird and quirky, so I am sure that I have list an list of these, but I was just reminded of one...
Maybe it's not so much of a superstition, but more of a personal theory...not sure.
Anyway....
I have often said that there are certain songs that are a staple on my personal 'soundtrack to my life'. There is one song in particular that I love that I have always just had a feeling that when/if it should play when I was around someone that I have a mad crush on, that is all the sign that I need from the universe that the crush is 'the one' and that we will fall madly in love.
So, now that you know that...here is a story for you :)
A while back I was spending the day with a certain someone. We were just hanging around my house not really doing too much but chatting and listening to music. The station that I hadon plays the SONG all the time. ALL THE TIME. Like every time I have this Pandora station on, it plays. Knowing this, I made a mental note to keep an ear out for the song to come on while I was hanging out with this certain someone.
Hours went by. A nice afternoon was spent. The certain someone went home.
TWO FREAKING SONGS AFTER HE LEFT.....THE SONG CAME ON!
Looking back on it, the guy was an ass and that song would have totally been wasted on him, so....thank you, universe for taking the time to send me a sign!
I know it's silly, but I just KNOW that one day, that song will come on and it will be with the right person around to hear it too. For now....hmmm.....hope the 30 cats that I am getting ready to buy like it!
:)
Friday, September 27, 2013
Monday, September 9, 2013
Did they just say that?
Years ago, I posted about my hatred for the term, 'hanging out'. That was later replaced with the super irritating saying, 'hooking up'. Yesterday, a whole new bundle of craptastic hit my world, 'activly fucking'.
WTF? REALLY?
What the hell does that even mean?
**For the sake of not wanting to offend anyone, I will just use AF for the rest of this post. See, I'm nice like that**
I had to give this saying some thought.
First, f******, is a verb, a doing word, so I am not sure that actively really needs to placed in front of it. Shouldn't currently be a better choice?
Second, what happens when you are not 'AF' status? Do you get switched to not actively f******, or NAF? How do you even use this in conversation? "Yeah, at the moment we are not actively f*****, can you pass the salt?" It sounds like you have been benched or something. If there were to be a fantasy sex league, would AF or NAF be categories for player???
I am guessing that I will have to post on this subject again later.
:)
WTF? REALLY?
What the hell does that even mean?
**For the sake of not wanting to offend anyone, I will just use AF for the rest of this post. See, I'm nice like that**
I had to give this saying some thought.
First, f******, is a verb, a doing word, so I am not sure that actively really needs to placed in front of it. Shouldn't currently be a better choice?
Second, what happens when you are not 'AF' status? Do you get switched to not actively f******, or NAF? How do you even use this in conversation? "Yeah, at the moment we are not actively f*****, can you pass the salt?" It sounds like you have been benched or something. If there were to be a fantasy sex league, would AF or NAF be categories for player???
I am guessing that I will have to post on this subject again later.
:)
Friday, September 6, 2013
I can't date a guy that thinks bacon comes in a circle
My options for meeting people are limited.
Day job- Mostly chicks
Mom life - A few single dads, but I try and avoid that
Weekend job - I am not dating some young douche bag club dude who thinks that he is the best thing on the planet **by the way, best thing on this planet title goes to a burger when you are hungover** Just so you know.
So once again, mostly for laughs, I signed up with an online dating service.
Now...if you have read this blog, YOU KNOW that this has never ended well. EVER. NOT ONCE. But I am a slow learner and I really don't want to buys cats.. so I did it.
Signed up. Posted some pics. Filled out all the questions. Sat back and waited to see who I was going to have to block due to becoming a stalker....
Waited....
Waited some more...
Oh hey....my 'you are matched with' email is here!!!
WTF?!? ALL OF MY MATCHES ARE IN CANADA? REALLY??
Again...WTF?!?!?!
So, this is what this round of online dating has taught me.... I HAVE TO LEAVE THE FREAKING COUNTRY TO DATE!
Not too sure how I feel about this one yet. My plan at the moment is to drink enough that I am going to need that best thing in the world (burger, not club dude) when I wake up in the morning.
:)
Day job- Mostly chicks
Mom life - A few single dads, but I try and avoid that
Weekend job - I am not dating some young douche bag club dude who thinks that he is the best thing on the planet **by the way, best thing on this planet title goes to a burger when you are hungover** Just so you know.
So once again, mostly for laughs, I signed up with an online dating service.
Now...if you have read this blog, YOU KNOW that this has never ended well. EVER. NOT ONCE. But I am a slow learner and I really don't want to buys cats.. so I did it.
Signed up. Posted some pics. Filled out all the questions. Sat back and waited to see who I was going to have to block due to becoming a stalker....
Waited....
Waited some more...
Oh hey....my 'you are matched with' email is here!!!
WTF?!? ALL OF MY MATCHES ARE IN CANADA? REALLY??
Again...WTF?!?!?!
So, this is what this round of online dating has taught me.... I HAVE TO LEAVE THE FREAKING COUNTRY TO DATE!
Not too sure how I feel about this one yet. My plan at the moment is to drink enough that I am going to need that best thing in the world (burger, not club dude) when I wake up in the morning.
:)
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