IT TWO - The strip club version

While on a random trip about town this weekend I was reminded of something so terrifying and horrible that I have blocked it out for the last few years....


The night the clowns took over the strip club

Even now, three years later, my spine shivers at the thought!

Some of you might know this story and a few of you were there to live through it with me (hugs to that crew!).

A group of us girls went on a Strip O Rama Barfly party bus for a bachelorette party.  All was going well, the night was full of smiles, laughter and drinks.
Did I mention drinks?  As in...a lot of drinks?  Yeah, that might have had something to do with the added horror.
Anyway, we get to the last club of the night, The Hawthorne Strip, and a couple of us are a bit slow to make it into the club as we were still on the bus (pretty sure the ability to walk was an issue). So when we finally get off the bus and make our way to the door, someone comes walking out and states, "You do not want to go in there. TRUST ME!"
Hmmm.....ok, completely random stranger, now you have me curious, now I must go in!

And then the door opened and what came walking out was terrifying.

CLOWNS.

Clown after clown after clown.  And not happy, let me make you a balloon animal clowns, NO...these were Insane Clown Posse kinda clowns.  Clowns that had been drinking all night.  Clowns that had makeup dripping and smudge off of their faces.

Do you know how disturbing it is to see a clown with half of his makeup rubbed off, staggering out of a strip club with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth?????

And there were a ton of them or a gaggle or what ever you call an ass load of creepy clowns from hell.  There were so many of them flowing out of the door that I thought for a moment that I was making it up and I had to look at my friend and ask, "Um....do you see this too or is it just me?"
Thank god she was seeing the same thing I was!

That was some mess up shit...just saying!

Happy 4th of July weekend to you all...and learn from me, if someone says "You do not want to go in there"...DON'T!
XOXOXO  Tamara