Last night was a tough one. I am pretty much a super hero when it comes to pain and I hardly ever break down and take any meds, but in order to sleep last night, I did.
The thing about taking those sort of meds just before bed is the fact that they often cause one to have vivid and crazy dreams. I usually have intense dreams anyway, so add the happy pill to the mix and it's game on!
Also, just before passing out, I was online trying to figure an outfit to go with the song that I finally picked. So I am sure that looking at sites with corsets, bras, panties and chicks with boobs most often larger then their heads, had something to do with the dream.
The dream:
Random, but I had a dream that I had a boob job. And this was not just a little nothing of a dream. NO....this was intense and real.
The dream walked me through the whole process.
Consultation
Freaking out on the day of the surgery
The pain of the recovery
The awesomeness of the shopping when all was said and done (the best part!)
This morning, as I woke up, I fully expected to wake up with amazing, gravity defying boobs of a porn star.
Reality is a bitch, and she hates me.
I woke up with my below average, gravity has betrayed me boobs of a 34 mother of two :heavysigh:
That really is enough to make me want to spike my coffee this morning.
This is the second post about boobs I've read today... did you also hear that the average bra size in America is 36 DD???
ReplyDeleteMessed up.
DD? DANG!
ReplyDeleteSince breast tissue is made up of fat, and a large amount of Americans are overweight, I am sure that these 36DD are not pretty porn star boobs! :)