Oh...it would be great. Close your eyes, make a wish and POOF...perfect boyfriend standing in front of you...with maybe a cheeseburger..compliments of his friend, the Burger Fairy.
Sadly, much like The Loch Ness Monster, Big Foot, Leprechauns and a nice mother in law, the Boyfriend Fairy is just a blury black and white photo re posted year after year in The National Enquirer :heavysigh:
Eh....at this point, I think that I would be ok with just finding The Coffee Fairy waiting for me when I wake up in the morning. Coffee is all warm and fuzzy, just like a boyfriend. Right?
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